Before today, you only knew Louis Vuitton as the luxurious French accessory maker behind some of the finest purses, bags, luggage and bags-tiny-dogs-live-in on the planet.
After today, however, you’ll also recognize Louis Vuitton as the luxurious French accessory maker who fashioned the finest pair of ping-pong paddles the world has ever seen (probably).
Wow. What a sad, meaningless existence “before today” was...
You can call for the availability of this $2,000-and-change ping-pong set right now, and, should they come in stock, purchase it—either for yourself or a comely opponent. Rest assured, the paddles are professionally designed, the exclusive monogramed cover is made from high-quality canvas and the four balls come in a fancy regulation holder, attachable by a dominatrix-like chain to the paddle cover.
It’s only weird if you make it weird.