They don't steal tips.

They aren't working their way through school.

And they won't rip each others' extensions out over who gets to dance to "Blow the Whistle" tonight.

They're robot strippers, folks. In other words, robots who are strippers. Or if it helps clarify things, strippers who are robots.

They're performing through Sunday at Sapphire Gentleman's Club in Las Vegas, coinciding with the city's massive annual Consumer Electronics Show. The two droids are actually from an old creative piece from London that look like something used in an Art of Noise video more than anything you'd want grinding on your lap. Not with bony asses like that.

Still, they're up there on the poles perpetually grinding like the bad bitches they've been programmed to be. Check out the video evidence right here. And try not to fall in love.