In case the feeling of your nose hairs freezing with each breath didn’t tip you off, it’s winter now. It’s exceedingly, achingly, winter now. In fact, only 10% of America got above freezing on New Year’s Day, and there doesn’t seem to be any end in sight. So right now, the best—nay, only—thing to do is drape yourself in the toastiest things you can possibly get your hands on. And if those things happen to make you look like a brumal deity, all the better... 

Moose Knuckles Stirling Parka, $850

American Trench Merino-Cashmere Fair Isle Socks, $33

Feit Super High Shearling Wool-Lined Sneaker, $800

Want les Essentiels Fur Mittens, $260

Uniqlo Heattech Men’s Tights, $15

Burberry Textured Cashmere Mock Neck Sweater, $825

Aether Urbaneer Pant, $225

Nau Altiplano Alpaca Scarf, $95

Crown Cap Fur-Trimmed Leather Aviator Hat, $725

Pendleton Acadia National Park Blanket, $239-269