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Overanalyzing Martha Hunt's Instagram

Drawing Wildly Irresponsible Conclusions About Our Favorite North Carolinian, Via Her 'Gram

By Geoff Rynex ·
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Sometimes, in an attempt to sneak a peek into the interior lives of the rich and famous, we’re forced to launch an investigation into the evidence at the public’s disposal. By which we mean, grossly overanalyze whom these people choose to follow on Instagram.

Today, we take a look into the deep follows of one Martha Hunt, Supermodel, native North Carolinian, somewhat unsung Victoria’s Secret angel and Maxim’s cover girl for the month of December, which we just noticed. Let's see what Freud, Jung and Rogers have to say about the lass. Just kidding, let's dive headlong down the rabbit hole and bullshit this thing...

The Profile of Martha Hunt

Posts: 2560
Followers: 2.8m
Following: 922
Credo: pluma-italia.net/inegal-collection

The Bell Curve

Martha follows all the expected models and fashion houses, a lot of Democratic politicians, a lot of fashion publications and more than a few menswear-centric ones. Her follows indicate someone a little hipper and organically trendy than most in her profession. 


Outliers

@justinpjtrudeau

Canadian prime minister, North American beacon of hope and very handsome, natty guy. To make this absolutely clear, Martha falls on the left side of the political spectrum. We actually have yet to overanalyze anyone who doesn’t. Coincidence? Still, Martha’s the first we’ve encountered whose political interest goes deep enough to include follows of international leftist leaders. 

@gstphanopoulos

See? Remember George came to prominence as an upper-level member of Bill Clinton’s first presidential campaign. Where’s the love for Carville, Martha? 

@hypebeastkicks

We’ve got a sneakerhead on our hands. Martha follows more streetwear accounts than the average model in her circle and generally seems a little more plugged in to stuff traditionally obsessed over by men than her counterparts. 

@dukembb

Martha’s a native North Carolinian, and her loyalties apparently lie with the evil side of the Tobacco Road rivalry. 

@gloriasteinem

Steinem is one of the most important journalists and feminist icons of the 20th and 21st centuries. She’s also a one-time undercover Playboy bunny who penned an important piece on the working experience of the early ‘60s bunny, which…was probably pretty rough. This follow just seems to make sense and maybe portend interesting things for Martha’s post-modeling career. 

@thechainsmokers

In the words of Rivers Cuomo, say it ain’t so. 

@jmeeksofficial

The original prison bae. Now a model. It’s hard to tell if this is a sincere or ironic follow. Martha? 

@cgscoliosis

Stands for Curvy Girls Scoliosis, which is clever. It’s an international support group for sufferers of scoliosis, which Martha is. It leads us to believe she was a bit of a late bloomer and has a humbleness that makes her a pleasure to work with and be around. This may be the most irresponsible of our irresponsible psychological conclusions, but we’re sticking to it until proven wrong. 

Diagnosis

Martha’s cool as hell and, given the current climate, we’d vote for her for whatever public office she ran for if she announced today. She’s the George Harrison of the current crop of angels, and everyone likes George. 

Geoff Rynex is the only person named Geoff Rynex in the history of mankind. He would rather have the best burger than the best steak, likes hearing bartender stories and spends too much money on clothes.

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