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The Most Insulting Nicknames for President Trump (So Far)

One Year in, This Is How We're Describing Our Commander-in-Chief

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To celebrate (or whatever the opposite of celebrate is) a year since the election, we rounded up our favorite nicknames for Trump from around the Internet. We also came up with a few of our own. Please enjoy.

Graydon Carter: "Short-fingered vulgarian" 

Jon Stewart: "Decomposing jack-o-lantern"

Trevor Noah: "The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy"

Samantha Bee: "Sentient caps-lock button"

Bill Maher: "The white Kanye"

Anna Merlan, Jezebel: "A carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine"

John Oliver: "America's black mole"

Jon Lovett, Pod Save America: "Fascist hamburglar" 

Hamilton Nolan, Gawker: "Cranial bee sting victim"

Chris Hardwick: "Dissonant bagpipe powered by farts"

Drew Magary, Deadspin: "Gnome-handed buffoon"

Charles P. Pierce, Esquire: "The president*"

Dave Chapelle: "A bad DJ at a good party"

Louis C.K.: "Just a gross, crook, dirty, rotten, lying sack of shit"

Stephen Colbert: "Angry Creamsicle"

A few late submissions from UrbanDaddy writers...

"Failed yam casserole"

"Human thumb war"

"Problematic Game of Thrones feast extra"

"Unsold Stouffer’s meal"

"Whispy-headed noise machine"

"Insufficiently padded catcher’s mitt" 

"A vestigial North American ass-polyp stuck on auto-fellatio"

"Donnie Tenderloin"

"Perma-puckering racist fuckwad" 

"His Bloatedness"

"Tie-wearing Slurry Pond"

"Napoleon Fingers"

"The Peep-Show President"

"Limited-edition Fox News wind-up doll"

"The human 'come give daddy a kiss'"

"Dirty haystack"

"Personified sneeze"

"A rusty trumpet minus every part but the hole part"

"Neglected nectarine orchard as viewed from an orbiting satellite"

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