Cufflinks That Look Just Like You

Your Head Is Being Turned Into Formalwear

By Hadley Tomicki ·
For the person who has everything...

Wait. Make that, for the person who personalizes absolutely everything...

No. This is getting hard.

For the person who has everything expect cufflinks that look exactly like their own head...

We guess you’ll be needing the Profile Collection from CFFS, actual cufflinks that look like actual you. Although, “need” is already too strong a word.

It’s 2017. Everything’s all about you. You pick whatever you want to watch on TV whenever you want. You have the whole history of music at the press of a button. You, you, you.

All you need to complete the trend are these cufflinks that bear your profile. You simply send a photo of the side of your head in to the company, along with a few hundred dollars.

Then they’ll do a bunch of 3D computer stuff with it, ultimately turning your profile into your new pair of cufflinks. Or turning your new pair of cufflinks into your profile. Or something.

And there you have it. In no time, you’ll be sent cufflinks bearing your face. And wearing cufflinks bearing your face. And being casually asked about the cufflinks bearing your face at dinner parties.

Even if everyone thinks its Roosevelt from the dime.
Hadley Tomicki

Hadley Tomicki lives in Los Angeles. He is probably going nowhere on the 10 Freeway this very second.

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