Relax, people of America. It’s almost all over.
No, really. The election will finally be done tomorrow. One way or another.
Finito.
Well, unless we get into one of those situations like we had back in 2000. That’s when there were recounts, hanging chads and months of bitter legal wrangling. In that case, it won’t be over.
Okay, you’re looking tense again.
Let’s try this: a collection of extreme spa treatments specifically chosen to help you pull through these last fraught hours of Election 2016.
Whether you’re a politician or a voter, after a campaign filled with negative ads, FBI interventions and Billy Bush cameos, it’s just what the doctor ordered.
Obviously, a sensory deprivation tank is involved.
No, really. The election will finally be done tomorrow. One way or another.
Finito.
Well, unless we get into one of those situations like we had back in 2000. That’s when there were recounts, hanging chads and months of bitter legal wrangling. In that case, it won’t be over.
Okay, you’re looking tense again.
Let’s try this: a collection of extreme spa treatments specifically chosen to help you pull through these last fraught hours of Election 2016.
Whether you’re a politician or a voter, after a campaign filled with negative ads, FBI interventions and Billy Bush cameos, it’s just what the doctor ordered.
Obviously, a sensory deprivation tank is involved.
