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The Extreme Relaxation You Need After This Election

Ice Baths, Sensory Deprivation Tanks and Other Ways to Get Your Mind Off the Vote

By Chris LaMorte
F032a61b2fd93f57688dab88da3313627 PhotosThe Extreme Relaxation You Need After This Election
Relax, people of America. It’s almost all over.

No, really. The election will finally be done tomorrow. One way or another.

Finito.

Well, unless we get into one of those situations like we had back in 2000. That’s when there were recounts, hanging chads and months of bitter legal wrangling. In that case, it won’t be over.

Okay, you’re looking tense again.

Let’s try this: a collection of extreme spa treatments specifically chosen to help you pull through these last fraught hours of Election 2016.

Whether you’re a politician or a voter, after a campaign filled with negative ads, FBI interventions and Billy Bush cameos, it’s just what the doctor ordered.

Obviously, a sensory deprivation tank is involved.

Chris LaMorte’s favorite lapel: peak. Favorite bulldog: French. Can you offer him a glass of champagne: yes. Often mistaken for: Zach Galifianakis. Often mistakes himself for: Bradley Cooper.

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