Stumpy’s Hatchet House

The BYOB Hatchet-Throwing Facility Nobody’s Been Waiting For

What Could Go Wrong?

By Sam Eichner ·
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You have a lot of choices when it comes to Labor Day weekend travel.

Lake houses. Beach houses. Quaint cottages. Remote cabins.

Yet, if we may, we’d like to submit one more option: a magical place called Stumpy’s Hatchet House, where you’re free to throw hatchets at targets while drinking as much booze as you like.


Sam Eichner

Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.

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Stumpy’s Hatchet House
22 Meridian Rd, Unit 5
(off Route 35)
Eatontown, NJ, 07724
732-544-5069
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