This Meteorological Aggression Will Not Stand

Where to Go to Ride This Thing Out

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
You’ve doubtless noticed that you’re not on a rooftop or a patio right now, enjoying the mild pleasantness of the period they call spring.

We’re really sorry about that. We don’t like reading the words “polar vortex” in April any more than you do. It was out of our control.

Nevertheless, we’d like to bestow some guidance in the form of Cold April Refuges, the fail-safe spots where you’ll find us in retreat when the supposedly warm months deal you some of this bullshit.

Some of us choose the “embrace it” path, some deny with mai tais, others focus on the beer tower of it all.

The power of knowledge is right this way...

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