Voyages to the Bottom of the Seas

How to Spend Your Next Vacation Underwater

By Chris LaMorte ·
None 21 Photos Voyages to the Bottom of the Seas
We know Disney sold you a lot of fantasy about dancing crabs and mermaids. We just want to tell you, it was a lie.

The only thing you’ll find underwater: sunken museums, Jenga, champagne, room service, masseurs, more champagne. Also: sharks, crocodiles and lobsters. Though the lobster is poached in butter.

At this point, it’s probably best to just show you what the hell we’re talking about. Which is to say, this slideshow about underwater vacations.
Chris LaMorte

Chris LaMorte’s favorite lapel: peak. Favorite bulldog: French. Can you offer him a glass of champagne: yes. Often mistaken for: Zach Galifianakis. Often mistakes himself for: Bradley Cooper.

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