You’ve got your dozen on the half shell.

A bottle of champagne.

Various accoutrements.

Now all you’re missing is a perfectly golden, perfectly coral-topped fork.

Well, that and a handful of other tiny forks whose chief purpose is to stab and then transport oysters into your open mouth.

The likes of which you’ll find in this slideshow, which features an array of handsome, miniature tridents. Some are shaped like seahorses. Some are shaped like feathers. And one’s got ties to the queen of Denmark.

A notorious small-forks aficionado.