But you’ve been patient enough.
It’s time to see the damn place.
To start, it’s now called Clifton’s Cabinet of Curiosities. It’s bigger, it’s more aesthetically pleasing, and it’s got a lot more bars. Also, it’s... finally opening on Tuesday. (Let the slideshow be your guide.)
The Edison’s Andrew Meieran polished up your favorite parts, unearthed a few buried treasures and created a healthy taxidermy-to-billion-year-old-objects-from-space ratio. Better get in here.
You’ve already spent enough time not looking at it.