Sometimes it’s fun to say English-literature-like things.

Lend us your ears.

To thine own self be true.

Gather ye rosebud-printed shirts while ye may.

Thus concludes our British-leaning segue into Topman & Topshop. Yep. The UK-based clothing-haver that you’ve been admiring from afar all these years is finally opening Thursday in Lenox Square (and here’s the slideshow to prove it).

Sound the numbers alarm:

Levels involved: 2

Total number of square feet involved: 15,600

Gigantic backlit walls downstairs displaying things like wool suits, boots and dress shoes: 4

Chances of hearing some sort of Sam Smith remix: 62%

Different choices of denim at your disposal: 187

Times you’ll say “They’ve got a lot of animal-micro-printed shirts in here. And denim”: 7-ish

Daughters of Stephen Baldwin modeling jeans on one of the huge wall-covering images: 1

Likelihood of you watching Bio-Dome after getting home: still 0%

Personal shoppers ready to assist you with their gratis services and a beverage: 4

Turntables used by live in-house DJs all weekend long: 2

Minutes you’ll have to wait in line for the opening-weekend photo booth: don’t make a big deal out of it