And what are you going to do, argue with Herodotus?
No, you’ll go to Premier 57, a three-level pleasure palace of massages and feel-good rooms. It’s from the Spa Castle people, and it’s opening any day now.
The Queens Spa Castle is one of the seven wonders of New York. Now they’ve condensed the experience into a mere 39,000 square feet atop an unassuming 57th Street building.
Therein: a huge jet pool and swim-up bar complete with submerged bar stools, six different varieties of sauna, a suite made of gold and a rooftop. Your spinal column should see the slideshow.