1. Skip work and stay in bed all day.
2. Have a doctor pump you full of IV fluids.
It’s hard to knock option one, but... let’s explore this IV thing.
Laugh in the face of consequences with Hangover Help Now. It’s a local service that’ll send an IV-toting, hangover-banishing doctor to your residence, office or wherever you woke up, available now.
For the sake of illustration, let’s say you consumed a few too many adult beverages (stay with us, it could happen) and are currently dealing with the kind of aftermath that can’t be cured by water and a piece of toast. That’s when you’ll call these guys.
Because these guys will show up with IV bags and an understanding smile. They’ll assess the situation with a blood alcohol test, and then you’ll be administered some hydrating intravenous fluids that’ll restore you back to your old self. Just give it 30 minutes to an hour, and you’ll be ready to face the day.
Or ready to face some brunch, at least.