Sorry—that was cruel.
It’s actually going to be a long one.
Because it’s not until tomorrow that you’ve got this...
Upland, a copper-gilded panorama of group dinners in Flatiron.
What you need to know: the chef is from Il Buco Alimentari. The owner is Stephen Starr (see: a Hall of Fame Philly restaurant guy). There’ll be some pizza, some pasta and a lot of produce. And if you take a look at this slideshow, there’ll be some of that, and a hell of a palatial restaurant.