There are wrong ways to use Instagram, and there are right ways to use Instagram. For educational purposes only, we’ll now provide five examples of comely locals who could teach a master class on the latter.
Specialty: Looking good in swimsuits.
Hobbies: Dancing, shooting, horseback riding.
Highlights: Bikini-clad posing for a recent Sports Illustrated spread. Bikini-clad
burger eating atop a freshly washed pickup for a recent Carl’s Jr. ad.
Specialty: She’s a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Hobbies: Dog loving, stand-up paddleboarding, avid chocolate chip cookie eating.
Highlights: Playing with a baby tiger, high kicking with her fellow cheerleaders and
attending a tequila tasting with former NBA pro/current tall person Bill Walton.
Specialty: Strutting down runways. At fashion shows. Not airports. That’s
dangerous.
Hobbies: Long walks on the beach, removing flannel shirts.
Highlights: Many contemplative poses and deep, soulful looks. An example of how to
substitute a motorcycle helmet for pants.
Specialty: Modeling.
Hobbies: Modeling. Also, drinking wine outdoors and mingling with farm animals.
Highlights: Fiercely lounging on a bed. Fiercely lounging on a sofa. Sharing some hay with
a friendly goat.
Specialty: She’s a personal trainer and nutritionist living in San Diego. She’s from
Dallas, though. She moved. We’re coming to terms with it.
Hobbies: Eating right, working out and making you do the same.
Highlights: Gym selfies, on-a-boat selfies, washboard-abs selfies. Lots of selfies.
