It’s Tuesday, so... we got nothing.

Oh, wait—

We’ve got Tuome, one of those pitch-perfect neighborhood date spots the East Village is so good at. This one’s doing American-Asian food from a vet of Eleven Madison Park and Commerce, and it’s opening tomorrow.

First, two facts:

1. The Most Frequently Mispronounced Restaurant Name Award of 2014 will likely go to this place. (Even a guy working there last night didn’t know.)

2. There’s some borderline-obscene short rib photography in your near future.

Now for a tour, via the magic of slideshow...

And we promise we’ll have nothing tomorrow. Sorry about that.