Wait... sorry, that came out all wrong.
What we meant was: go fly a kite that’s tethered to your waist while you surf across water the purest shade of blue visible to the human eye.
Raise your finger to test the wind for Zanzibar White Sand Luxury Villas & Spa, an 11-villa relaxation compound that just so happens to have its own kitesurfing school, taking reservations now.
For starters, you’ve got pristine white-sand beaches here. Some beachside bungalows with private pools, suspended beds and rooftop windows for stargazing over there. Just another run-of-the-mill, breathtaking Indian Ocean island paradise... until you see the kites.
If you know anything about kitesurfing, though, you know they’re not so much kites as they are mini paragliders with surfboards. You also know that it’s really f**king dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing, so there’ll be plenty of experts on hand to show you the ropes. (Really. There are actual ropes involved.)
Also, since this is one of the world’s top kitesurfing destinations, it attracts pretty good talent, what with the strong winds, clear waters and abundance of sun.
Yes, we mean kitesurfing talent.