A deceptively beautiful reminder that you need to get to bed, get to work and, you know, be a productive member of society.
Or that it’s time you get to a rooftop lounge and summon over more champagne.
For the latter, direct your attention to E11even Miami, a cabaret/nightclub/restaurant/dayclub that never (yes, never) shuts down, opening this Friday in Downtown.
Technically, you’ll be able to pass an entire day here from sunup to sunup. Which, on the outset, sounds crazy. And it is. Think of it as a test of decadent endurance.
During the day, you’ll want the lounge on the top floor. It’s got a retractable roof. Bars. TVs doing the sports thing. And soon, a restaurant helmed by a Top Chef alum.
But as the sun sets, what awaits inside is a full-on sensory assault. LED walls. Thirty-two VIP rooms. A hydraulic main stage in the middle of a party pit. And as your night unfolds, that stage will host all manner of DJs and cabaret acts. Think: dancers, acrobats and beautiful women who’ve misplaced much of their wardrobe.
Which is to say they’ll be nude. Allegedly.
But you only go there for the music.