1: Number of towns bought, renamed “Bikinis” and christened with a bronze imprint of Carmen Electra’s breasts.
1: Large mechanical robots erected in Fair Park after Big Tex’s fiery demise.
100: Percent increase in local sports team-on-team Twitter hostility in 2013.
1,520: Days Jerry’s World existed before going corporate.
9: Reservation no-shows publicly shamed on Smyth’s Facebook page.
$25: Price the Dallas Contemporary placed on art they sold on eBay.
0: Artists who gave them permission to do so.
Too many to count: Cronut-related stories published this year.
Najat Kaanache: Name of local chef claiming to have invented the things.
1: Underwear-clad, guitar-playing Naked Cowboy franchises now licensed in Dallas.
< 0: Clue you had that Naked Cowboy franchises were a thing.