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How One Holiday Gifts in Vegas

Okay, so maybe the idea of a holiday gift guide for Vegas is redundant. But we’re not here to be moderate. We’re here to make sure you’re giving the latest and greatest in Vegas experiences to all you deem worthy. And if that’s just you, well, so be it.

FOR THE CARD SHARP

Private Blackjack Training

Lots of suspect characters claim they’ll teach you how to ~~count cards~~ dominate blackjack. But this guy, Mike Aponte... is different. He’s a World Series of Blackjack winner, and he’ll coach your giftee on risk management, betting strategy and how to correctly handle a soft 17. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

FOR THE LEAD FOOT

Exotic-Car Racing Combo

Driving one exotic car: great. Driving 14 of them in one day: obviously 14 times greater. Which is why you’ll put someone on the track and behind the wheel of, among others, a Lamborghini Superleggera and a Ferrari 458 Italia. Car is such a beautiful language.

FOR THE WEARY

Buttered-Rum Warm-Up Treatment

Here’s how this spa treatment will work for your lucky someone: they’ll be covered in cinnamon oil and massaged in the Swedish way. Then, they’ll be given a buttered-rum sugar scrub and a scalp massage. Then... they’ll be sprinkled with nutmeg and served for dessert.

FOR THE UMAMI LOVER

Nobu Truffle Tasting Menu

Perhaps you’ve heard of Nobu. Which is like saying “Perhaps you enjoy oxygen.” He’s got a way with truffles. Eight ways, in fact. Hence, this eight-course truffle tasting menu, featuring sea bass, Wagyu short rib and pineapple glacée. All things in due time will be truffled.

FOR THE EGOMANIAC

The Cosmopolitan Ice Rink

So you’ve run out of gift ideas... why not just rent out an entire poolside ice rink with its own cocktail bar? ... Seriously, why not? This is that opportunity. But Zamboni rides are extra.