Like, Matthew Broderick in The Producers. Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
And notably, Sydney Leathers performing a rousing dance number to “Bandz a Make Her Dance.”
For that last one, you can thank esteemed documentarians Vivid Films. See, they’ve decided to take their... gifts from screen to stage. Stages. There’s a couple of them. Anyway, the result is this: Vivid Live Gentlemen’s Club. And it’s now open in west Miami.
Below: its... figures.
Square feet dedicated to bronzed banquettes and curtained stages: 30,000
Ceiling height: 40 feet
Potential pole length: see “ceiling height”
Probability that any of the “Vivid Girls” will be performing stunts from 40 feet up: strong
Plasma televisions: over 40
Twenty-foot projection screens: 3
Percentage of those screens broadcasting Dateline on any given night: 0.01%
Articles of clothing required on each dancer: 0
Probability you reread that last sentence: fairly high
Times you’ll be enjoying sirloin steak and mussels from their sprawling buffet: 11am to 8pm
VIP suites: 22
VIP suites that come with “extra-exclusive” benefits: 4
Cost of those “extra-exclusive” benefits: see your 401(k)
Nights a week Vivid turns into a mainstream club: 2
Nights a week you’ll opt to go to LIV: 2