5: Minutes required for you to take in all the craziness here.
1: Thrones—complete with a crown—on which you can sit and summon your drinks with a walkie-talkie.
5: Food trucks and pop-up vendors contributing to the menu.
2: Dessert vendors (Captain Cookie and Whisked).
5: Grilled cheeses available from the Big Cheese truck, in case you’re not ready for dessert yet.
36: Bottled beers, each recommended by DC locals like the reigning frisbee golf champion.
1-5: Price range, in dollars, of your Smirnoff Ice, depending on how well you fare on the Plinko board.
1: Bedazzler gun, available at the bar for customer use.
6: Cocktail kits, which let you make your own drink from mini bottles and mixers.
1: Types of candy (Pop Rocks, etc.) included in every cocktail kit.
1: Cocktail kits you’ll try before grabbing an Etch A Sketch off the wall.
3: Cocktail kits you’ll try before thinking the hopscotch game on the floor is a good idea.