And sometimes they're bloody and snarling, sporting a chipped tooth and a giant fur coat.
Celebrating the 10th anniversary of Tyler Durden's rabid swath through Fight Club, the OP-523s sported onscreen by one William Bradley Pitt now await you at Oliver Peoples.
Off the market since 2000, the oversized, instantly recognizable shades come in two color combos—gold with orange lenses, and silver with apropos blood-red lenses (like in the movie)—and only 75 pairs of each have been made.
Lately you could use a little inspiration, so who knows—these might shade your retinas and inspire you to toss aside your current life of cubicles and IKEA for a primal new era of cigarettes, granite abs and imaginary friends.
Add them to your suit and you might look like Elton John, but add them to some beat-up jeans and a more-beat-up T, and don't be surprised if you start getting treated like a swaggering god.
The fur coat might be pushing it.