And that’s... that’s just outrageous.
Never again. Because here comes Cloak & Dapper, a web-based general store brimming with the kind of utilitarian riffraff you require on a daily basis (yes, you require gold-embossed playing cards), online now.
Note that everything’s made in America. Also note that it’s owned by a New Orleans NBA player, a restaurateur and a former marketing specialist. And if you don’t note those things, well... that’s still the way it is.
Everything’s categorized into three sections. First: clothes. As in things you put on your body. As in brown leather camp boots from Oak Street. And double-breasted shirts from Barnaby Black. Next up: grooming products. Pomade. Soap. Some calming remedy in a vial called Pugilist Rag Soak. It’s perfect for when you need a vial of some Pugilist Rag Soak.
Then you’ve got your provisions section, with things like multicolored shoelaces (for lacing your shoes), chambray neckties (for tying around your neck) and sunglasses (for... glassing your sun).
That’s not right.
It’s not right at all.
You get it, though.
Enjoy the rest of your day.