Entertainment

Rule of Three

Here’s How You Threesome

We won’t insult you with coyness. Vegas is a place where having a threesome seems, at times, like the <em>only</em> logical choice. So we’ve taken the liberty of finding everything you need to make yours one to remember... if you so choose.

GO BIG

This Is a Giant Bed

What you’re working with: A bed with a surface area equal to that of three queen-size mattresses. Oh, and a massive projection system that displays erotic movies.
How you’re using it: The projections should give you something to shoot for. The bed should give you somewhere to try it.

POLE POSITION

A Stripper-Pole-Equipped Shower

What you’re working with: A wet-bar-/fireplace-appointed suite with its own glass-walled shower... that has flashing neon lights... and a stainless-steel pole in the center.
How you’re using it: For soapy pole dancing. And leverage.

TOY STORY

On-Demand Sex Toy Delivery

What you’re working with: 24-hour discreet delivery of erotic play trinkets to your hotel in 60 minutes or less.
How you’re using it: With a few AA batteries.

DELICATE MATTERS

Lingerie Room Service

What you’re working with: The Hard Rock’s special lingerie menu. Just say the word and you could be up to your eyeballs in corsets.
How you’re using it: Have one of the other two put on the lingerie. Encourage some twirling and maybe some Twister. Remove and store on ceiling fan for safekeeping.

THIRD WHEEL

Bringing In Reinforcements

What you’re working with: A curvaceous and bubbly lass who’ll either round out your ménage or consult on ways to improve it. She was named a “Top 100 Provider” by the Erotic Review. So yeah, she’s sort of a big deal.
How you’re using it: We’re not touching this one. Well, actually...