Still, there’s a part of you that has been toying with the idea of making it into work early. Not a big part, but it’s there. So let’s start with streamlining your morning caffeine intake.
We’re thinking cookies.
Ooze punctuality with: Get Up and Go, a Michigan-based stockpile of caffeinated brownies, cookies and muffins, online now.
Look, sometimes stopping off for a cup of java before settling into your office throne is the key to an efficient workday. We get it. But there are times when that’s simply not an option (Oscar viewing parties tend to disrupt your schedule the next day).
Enter this potentially jittery repository of home-style chocolate chip cookies, coffee cakes, fudge brownies and double-chocolate-chip muffins. They’re baked with naturally found caffeine, but you won’t even taste it because it’s been extracted from coffee beans and employed for attention-span-increasing effect (for a little while, anyway).
Each treat is the energetic equivalent of a single cup of coffee from Starbucks and the like, so don’t worry about having to take down a sleeve’s worth of them to appreciate their power.
Besides, that’s reserved for Fig Newtons.