You’ve made your list. Checked it twice. Good, now throw it out. Because we’ve gone and done all the necessary legwork this year for you. Below, five things you’ll be giving this holiday season. Coal not included.
You can’t go wrong with giving a gift that’s handmade. Especially when it’s by someone else. Enter Noble Experiment: they’ll sit down with your sartorially savvy sibling and measure them for a custom suit. Also, they’ve got espresso on hand for the occasion. And whiskey. Do with that information what you will.
The bottle of wine. Anyone can gift that. This year, you’re going one step further: the wine massage. See, the Biltmore offers a 50-minute massage treatment that uses a special grape-seed-oil-infused chardonnay. Apparently, it helps relieve stress/pairs up real nicely with cheese.
In a few weeks, you’re going to know a lot of people who need new calendars. And look, here’s just that—a minimalist-style perpetual calendar that works through the use of magnets. Which means it’ll last forever. Or until the Mayans say when.
Michael Schwartz. You know him for those crispy pig ears. And now, you’ll know him as the guy who brews locally grown Semi-Chi-rice beer that you’ll buy for your ale-obsessed neighbor this holiday season. They’ll have to get their own pig ears.
They say the fastest way to someone’s heart is through their stomach. Also, by scratching their back. The best way to do that: an authentic Argentine bamboo scratcher with an alpaca metal hand. Oh, those Argentines...
