They laugh (it just sounds like really thumping bass).
They cry (it just tastes like vodka and energy drink).
And sometimes, they require a change of scenery (think: a bunch of new pulsating 3D lights).
Which is how this happens...
Reintroducing Spazio Nightclub, a late-late-night dance club that’s making a champagne-fueled return (and bringing bionic ballerinas with it) to Brickell, now open.
Tron: The Nightclub. That’s sort of the scene going on here. Tons of trippy illuminated LED tubes hanging from the ceiling. Elevated VIP tables. Also, a catwalk jutting right through the center of all the action. That’s where the burlesque troupe of fembots will be performing. And doing the sexy robot.
But look, you’re in Brickell. It’s late. You’ve had a couple of cocktails somewhere and now you’re ready to dance on some furniture. That’s when you’ll stumble over here, do that thing you do when you’re faced with a long line and a velvet rope, and head inside.
Hear that... that’s their brand-new sound system. No, it’s not your typical massive wall of subwoofers. Instead, they’ve hidden the speakers all around the place to help maximize the volume. And to keep you off guard.
You dance best when you’re on edge.