But that's only because you weren't at Provecho, the new Mexican restaurant and tequila bar soft-opening Downtown today.
Once you're ready to join your fellow tequila-lovers in your rightful home, you've got three options upon entrance. A seat by the bar means you've got the best vantage point of the nearly-100-strong tequila selection, with a built-in humidor framing it all. (A view is always important at dinner.) Behind that is the ceviche bar, where you can enjoy your Ahi Tuna with Margarita Gelée at a counter separated from the open kitchen only by a wall of water. (You always try to find some crashing waves to go with your seafood and shots.)
But if you're there for a meeting, or just require more room for your plates of Chorizo-Stuffed Quail, Coffee Mole-Crusted Foie Gras Parfait and Oxtail-Stuffed Halibut Cheeks, there's the more formal dining room to get you through the evening.
And since city life requires proper vetting of all neighbors, you'll recall that Remedy Lounge is also now open just around the corner, with the same owners, but a different entrance, different vibe and different menus.
Because you're pretty thankful for vodka too.