Viva la Weekend.
Your weekend starts here: two hours of bottomless brunch cocktails... with a Maine lobster roll... at new LES seafood mecca Grey Lady... for 35 bucks. Also: 37% off date-worthy wine and charcuterie at Tribeca’s Maslow 6, and an exclusive champagne and pommes frites tasting at Winston’s. Enjoy responsibly.
Not everything needs a reason. Sandwiches come to mind. Also: this art installation, which has you immersing yourself in a room full of mirrors, lights and water that looks like infinite, starry outer space and feels like it never ends. Like 2001: A Space Odyssey, but around you. And with fewer apes.
Eventually, you’ll need a haircut. Hair’s funny that way. And when you get to that point, there’s no reason not to do it at this new West Coast import at the Ace Hotel. It’s got all the vintage-y charms your hair so appreciates. Plus proximity to your favorite lamb burger.
No amount of petulant hip-hop douchebaggery can keep a good club down. And you’ll be happy to know that—thanks to some dubious but well-timed legal maneuvering—you’re now free to resume your regularly scheduled bottle-serviced, neon-tinged, techno dancery at W.i.P. Just remember to play nice.
Yeah, still pretty damn toasty out there. Fortunately, this means knit D-ring belts, sockless oxfords and white jeans are still very much in play. Even fortunately-er, you can pick all that up for a song from the good lads of Shipley & Halmos this weekend. Remember, socks are the enemy.
It’s that time again. That time where you celebrate the brave French souls who stormed the Bastille by dutifully consuming lobster medallions prepared by a trio of Michelin-starred Parisian chefs and champagne on a Chelsea rooftop. Yes, the ceremonial cancan dancers will be in attendance as well.
