Okay, that’s not true. We lied.
So, our apologies in advance to DC, Pennsylvania, hell... even New York. Don’t take this personally, but...
Shake Shack: Miami now has the largest one in the world, and it’s officially opening for business this Sunday in Coral Gables.
If you’ve been to the SoBe outpost, you know the deal. Burgers. Damn fine burgers. Topped with cheddar cheese and slathered with ShackSauce, and preferably ordered with a side of frozen custard concrete. Or a second burger.
But like we said, this is the biggest one. Ever. So they’ve added a couple of extras here. Like eight flat-screens for catching a ’Canes game. Also, communal tables made of river cypress, set up against some pass-through windows that open to a patio. (It’s important to let your cheese fries breathe a bit.)
As for the specials, well, for you: a SmokeShack (a cheeseburger topped with Niman Ranch bacon and cherry peppers) and a Cookie Cubana concrete (vanilla custard with Cuban-style sugar cookies). And for your pooch: ShackBurger-flavored biscuits. Try it, if you dare.
Or don’t and take the physical challenge.