No, sorry. It’s not the weekend yet.
...
Still no.
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Look, you can sit here all day, but it’s still not going—you know what, let’s just talk about the weekend a little bit.
And let’s start here: The Montauk Beach House, an ode to canopied living and the great American pool-party scene in the form of a Hamptons hotel. It’s kind of a big deal, and it’s taking reservations now for this weekend.
Eventually, you’ll be out in the Hamptons. And when you are, it might as well be at a beach-wooded paradise where life revolves around cool, chlorinated body refreshment. Where bronze tiki gods protect the grounds. Where Paul Oakenfold might show up to spin while you gingerly raise yourself from your poolside lounge bed to finally reveal your greatest creation: the cannonball 2.0.
As for what to do: well, we recommend the “very little” package. But if you’re one of those active types, schedule some yoga (you’ll need some serious chi-harnessing after the poolside cocktail bar is done with you) or surfing. In the ocean. Just a few steps away.
Both pools are open 24/7, and you can get yourself a membership by the day, weekend or week if you’re not staying.
Dreams of cannonball perfection never sleep.
...
Still no.
...
Look, you can sit here all day, but it’s still not going—you know what, let’s just talk about the weekend a little bit.
And let’s start here: The Montauk Beach House, an ode to canopied living and the great American pool-party scene in the form of a Hamptons hotel. It’s kind of a big deal, and it’s taking reservations now for this weekend.
Eventually, you’ll be out in the Hamptons. And when you are, it might as well be at a beach-wooded paradise where life revolves around cool, chlorinated body refreshment. Where bronze tiki gods protect the grounds. Where Paul Oakenfold might show up to spin while you gingerly raise yourself from your poolside lounge bed to finally reveal your greatest creation: the cannonball 2.0.
As for what to do: well, we recommend the “very little” package. But if you’re one of those active types, schedule some yoga (you’ll need some serious chi-harnessing after the poolside cocktail bar is done with you) or surfing. In the ocean. Just a few steps away.
Both pools are open 24/7, and you can get yourself a membership by the day, weekend or week if you’re not staying.
Dreams of cannonball perfection never sleep.
