- Get a massage.
- Drink mojitos in a therapeutic pool.
- Get a foot rub while watching college hoops.
- Lounge in a sauna made of gold.
- Sculpt a life-size statue of Brian Williams... from fudge.
Presenting Spa Castle, a three-story cathedral of relaxation, opening next week in Carrollton.
Let’s just run some numbers on this place. Number of hot tubs: 10. Number of gold-walled saunas: 1. Number of massage therapists: enough to start a football team. So far, so good.
From the outside, it looks like a cross between the Colosseum and an Egyptian pyramid. Inside: total dump. Kidding—there’s marble, gold and neon pretty much everywhere.
At this point, you’ll need a game plan. Step one: request a private room for a 90-minute massage. Step two: unwind from your unwinding in “sauna alley” and decide between that aforementioned sauna lined in gold plates, a Himalayan salt sauna (walls made with blocks of salt) or a light-therapy sauna (outfitted with LED lights). So yeah: no bad options here.
Next, grab a mojito from the bar, then head outdoors and slide into what’s basically a massage chair built into a pool.
Yep, just like the one you have at home.