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Things to do for February 09, 2012
Half-Smokes, Pickle Juice and Breakup Songs
The weekend is not above a good old-fashioned serenade.
Half-Smoke and a Stout for $7
Bourbon Steak isn’t just giving you a deal, they’re giving you a choice: a Red Apron half-smoke, topped with either sauerkraut and spicy ketchup onions or venison chili and charred jalapeño Cheez Whiz. They’ll throw in a stout, too. Which is really the only sensible choice.
The New Hangover Cure: Pickle Espresso
Come Saturday morning, you’ll probably need coffee. Also, electrolytes (read: salt). Enter Love Potion Number Brine, a devilish new concoction from Peregrine Espresso and local pickle-monger Gordy’s Pickle Jar. In it, sweet pickle brine meets espresso, milk and simple syrup. And your hangover meets its match.
Five Aphrodisiac Cocktails at PX
Old Town’s upstairs speakeasy is normally closed Tuesdays, but they’re taking reservations for V-Day with a five-course cocktail tasting for couples, focusing on aphrodisiac ingredients like cardamom and chocolate. And lots of that notorious aphrodisiac, champagne.
Anti-Valentine’s Day Party at Pilar
Of course, not everything can be chocolate, roses and Barry White. Should you find yourself unattached (or just looking for those who are unattached), Bar Pilar is pouring bitter cocktails all night long over an array of breakup songs. Probably not all by Ryan Adams.