Super Stars

The Best Places to Watch the Game

So, this Sunday. You could watch the game at your standard sports bar. Or you could watch the Super Bowl at your not-so-standard oceanfront rooftop, retro ski lodge or ping-pong lounge. (Tough call.) Herewith, a list of places that are, surprisingly enough, ready for some football.

Six Floors of Football Mayhem

Six Floors of Football Mayhem

What: A sprawling campus of game-day pleasures with screenings going on at the sun deck, indoor sports bar, rooftop terrace and music lounge.
TVs: 40, including a 15-foot projection screen on the roof.
Extra Point: Body-painted dancers during halftime. Better luck next time, Madonna.

Feb 5, 2pm, no cost, The Clevelander, 1020 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach, 786-276-5325

Watching the Game in Monty’s Pool

Watching the Game in Monty’s Pool

What: A pool party turned viewing party where you’re welcome, nay, encouraged to don your swimsuit for the touchdown festivities. A great opportunity to break out your team’s custom-colored Speedo.
TVs: 20 50-inchers.
Extra Point: Bikinis and, well, more bikinis. (The $20 unlimited mimosas help.)

Feb 5, 2pm, no cost, Monty’s Sunset, 300 Alton Rd, Miami Beach, 305-672-1148

Massages and Hot Dogs at the Well

Massages and Hot Dogs at the Well

What: Watching the Pats from the comfort of Miami Beach’s only ski-lodge-styled bar seems about right. Four hours of open bar and gratis beer-boiled hot dogs don’t hurt, either.
TVs: A nine-foot projector and six 42-inchers.
Extra Point: On-hand masseuses from Angel Squads doling out neck rubs during halftime.

Feb 5, 6-10pm, $35 ($45 at door), The Well, 444 W 41st St, Miami Beach, 305-532-1312

Ping-Pong, Ribs and Football

Ping-Pong, Ribs and Football

What: The game will be on, sure, but there are also those seven ping-pong tables and five pool tables to keep you busy should you want to practice some hand-eye coordination of your own.
TVs: 11 50-inch LCD screens.
Extra Point: Ribs from Shorty’s Bar-B-Q.

Feb 5, 2pm-5am, no cost, Chalk, 1234 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, 305-532-8662

A Futuristic Football Haven

A Futuristic Football Haven

What: Booze-soaked popsicles. Duck sliders. All Super Bowl essentials—as are $3 beers and 50-cent wings. You’ll find all of the above here.
TVs: 2,000 square feet of wraparound LCD screens.
Extra Point: Liquid-nitrogen ice cream in team colors. Gronkowski would want your support this way.

Feb 5, 4pm, no cost, Haven, 1237 Lincoln Rd, Miami Beach, 305-987-8885

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