In another week or so, you’ll be making resolutions. Things like: be smarter with your money. Eat healthier. Stop taking so many trips to Europe to watch professional handball matches. But until that fateful day arrives, you might as well live it up. Here are a few suggestions...
Nothing says “not quite ready to grow up” like a foosball table. This futuristic, built-like-a-Mack-Truck version features a carbon-fiber playing surface, a heavy aluminum-cast body and a completely rad cousin: the billiards table. So you can double your goofing-off time.
This unreal, man-versus-food behemoth in Brighton involves five pounds of burger, 20 pieces of bacon, 20 pieces of American cheese, five pounds of fries, one deli pickle and a fountain soda. We’re full just reading that.
While you’ve still got a strong and healthy massage fund, reserve the Spa at the Mandarin’s couples suite. It’s a four-hour experience that takes place in a 700-square-foot oasis, complete with a private stone sauna, daybeds and a vitality pool. Nothing recharges the batteries like a four-hour massage.
You could buy 450 shots of tequila for $1 apiece over the next year. Or you could stroll into the new Lolita Cocina & Tequila Bar and plunk down $450 on a shot of the very-limited-edition Cuervo 250 Aniversario tequila. You know a shot is expensive when the tip is $90.
You’ve studied it online. You’ve fasted for days. You got your friends ready with a Flip cam to record the occasion. All that’s left is for you to give the Citizen 72 hours, and they’ll have a whole roast suckling pig ready for devouring. By you. And nine friends, if you insist.
