The brand new, insanely good, and brilliantly conceived Vincent Van Gogh Double Espresso-Double Caffeine Vodka.
Having recently received the first-ever FDA approval to combine vodka and caffeine, Van Gogh nailed it with their coffee/vodka combo elixir. While most novelty beverages aren't worth the tinted glass they come in, this double-edged sword is the perfect storm: caffeine to keep you going, 35% alcohol content to keep you going, and a taste that doesn't distort your face on every sip.
What's more, it happens to be only vodka in the world of its kind, which makes it exactly the type of exotic beverage you want lying around the house. Drink it at night to get off on the right foot, in the morning with a bagel to cure your hangover (warning: for advanced users only), and in between as an alternative to your heart palpitation-inducing Red Bull drink.
Now if only someone could get a license to alcoholify a Bacon Cheeseburger.