Today we're going to discuss mushrooms.

And we're not talking shiitake. 

We're talking about the good stuff.

The kind of therapeutic psychedelics consumed in small amounts in a noble effort to improve your emotional well-being, spiritual health, or brain power.

Or you know, have an epiphany at a Pink Floyd laser show or whatever.

Meet Psilouette, a one-stop shop for those seeking entheogenic mushroom therapy in the comfort of their home, now available nationwide.

Have you ever looked at the state of the world and wondered if it might be a better place if everyone did mushrooms at least once in their lives? No? Well, these guys are leading the charge, making microdosing and psychedelic therapy accessible with edible products containing various entheogenic mushrooms, including psilocybin (the effective chemical in magic mushrooms), that are sent straight to your door.

If you suffer from trauma, depression, anxiety, emotional imbalance, or a less serious case of not having any psychedelics, this could be for you. You'll schedule an online one-on-one or group session with one of its licensed therapists. They will evaluate your microdosing goals. 

Then you'll be prescribed an adequate dose and protocol for taking one of its products. With the goal of creating a better mental health outcome than traditional therapies. And not, say, just making Tame Impala sound even better on headphones.

The products you'll be sent include teas, gummies, chocolates, butter melts, and an eye mask. Depending on what you're seeking, they'll contain different micro (and sometimes not so micro) amounts of mushrooms, including varying amounts of psilocybin, from a low dose of .25mg. There are also herbs inside that are good for what ails you, from having trouble in the budoir to PTSD.

Beginners may want to start with the Dose I.D., which helps you determine how much of the psychedelic you require in your microdose, easing you into the whole experience of taking mushrooms. More advanced psychonauts may prefer something like the Macro 500 chocolates, which up the amount of the good stuff.

Either way, you'll feel safe working with dedicated therapists, who are there to advise you and should you wish, guide you through your whole experience.

And if you want to tap into the benefits of mushrooms without any of the trippier effects, you can go for something like their psilocybin-free Lion's Mane Brain Stack. Or the Sleep Stack with reishi and amanita muscaria mushrooms.

Just don't call us. We'll be hiking.