Today is World Emoji Day, which is absolutely meaningless, yet nonetheless a good an excuse as any for us to nominate our favorite emojis.
Sent in response to absolutely anything, this most passive-aggressive of all emojis says, "You are a total idiot," without ever having to say, "You are a total idiot."
This emoji is always DTF.
This emoji just really shows a ton of courtesy to others when it's sick.
Nobody ever knows what the fuck this means, and yet it works in response to pretty much anything.
'cause you don’t know if I’m curious or interested or just plain fucking confused.
'cause it’s an emoji equivalent to my resting bitch face.
I’ve been able to signal agreement so much more elegantly and casually since the thumbs up emoji came into my life. I don’t know how I ever agreed with anything before.
Gets me every time.
I could speculate as to how a pre-designed expression of smiling human excrement became a part of our daily lives for hours.
Because what I just typed was a joke, okay? IT WAS A JOKE. Sheesh.
I use this to add a bit of flair to otherwise mundane statements. Or any statement, really.
THIS ONE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THE OTHER PERSON IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTANDS YOU ARE SHOUTING IT DIRECTLY INTO THEIR FACE.
IT'S VERY PRACTICAL AND INDICATIVE.
This one because am I farting or am I flirting, you’ll never know...