Last time you gifted a loved one a monthly subscription box, they were secretly disappointed to find said boxes did not contain a single dildo or form of stimulatory anal gadgetry.
Dani Daniels, star of such cinematic treasures as Phat Ass White Girls 16 and Tongue in Cheek 3, is setting out to make sure such awkward and embarrassing situations never happen again.
In other words, this well-known porn star is releasing a monthly subscription box. The kind of thing that might work better for Valentine’s Day than Hanukah or Christmas, depending on your relationship.
Instead of stupid clothes, nostalgic sweets or some other nonsense that lacks the ability to dole out powerful orgasms, the “DD Box” will land on doorsteps with great intrigue. Each will contain four to six items, including sex toys, lube, condoms and restraints. As well as things that weren’t designed for sex, but should absolutely be used during sex, like ties, hats, pins, mugs, grooming products and fashion items.
Boxes will cost $25 a month, with changing monthly themes like the “Date Night Box” and the “Get Over Your Ex Box,” each including a video from the performer.
Shipping begins February 2018 and if you have to ask whether this will be a good gift for someone, maybe consider something else that is not this.