You're probably doing that.
You're doing that right now, aren't you?
But for those of you who might be sticking around, you'll be pleased to know you've got ample Solar Eclipse Parties to consider. Seven, to be precise.
Hey, if you're going to be plunged into ~72% darkness at 2:45pm (thanks, Vox), you may as well do it with a themed beverage in hand, surrounded by people equally or more excited about the natural phenomenon and/or its inherent instagram potential.
Your best options—some with pools—are right here...