You’re not going to pay for your guided tour of the Mayans’ famed Kukulcan pyramid.
Or that margarita.
You’re staying at Unico 20° 87° Hotel Riviera Maya, after all, a super-nice, adults-only, all-inclusive resort in Mexico that threatens the very existence of the words “all-inclusive” by being so super-nice.
Seriously, check it out. Not hard to see all the potential for you and a date here for a few days. Rappelling into jungles to swim through underwater caves. Snorkeling around beautiful reefs and deep rivers. Exploring lagoons by galleon with a rum in your hand while someone plays a saxophone (yes, that’s a real thing they offer). Or not doing any of that stuff and just hanging out on the beach.
Many things come with the price of your room (tip: you’ll want one with a swim-up pool). Like enjoying their four restaurants and three bars, water sports and 24/7 room service. But get the Unlimited Inclusions service if you want golf, some spa time and guided tours to be included. Though if you want a butler to come with all of this, then you’ll pick the Anfitrión service.
Someone’s going to need to make that swim to the bar.