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This Is a Marshmallow Crossbow...

And It Fires Soft, Delicious Projectiles Up to 60 Feet

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
This new Marshmallow Crossbow from the Litchfield people is how you’ll experience the unbridled joy that can only be obtained by pummeling another human being with a full-size marshmallow from up to 60 feet away. Don’t deprive yourself of that.

The thing itself is made from a solid piece of Douglas fir, plus an aluminum crosspiece and a black walnut trigger. So it’s sleek, handsome and comfortable to grip, and when you’re not engaged in soft, pillowy firefights, it looks great just sitting there on a shelf. Yep, that checks all the boxes on your rigorous crossbow-buying wish list.

Now, a few times this contraption might prove useful:

—Camping diversions.
—Garnishing hot chocolate from across the room.
Game of Thrones reenactments.
—Feeding hungry onlookers.
—Office warfare.

Because you should never bring a marshmallow slingshot to a marshmallow crossbow fight.

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