Pay no attention to that weekend behind the curtain.
Your Perks: 1) An app that sends a professional barber to you, wherever that may be. 2) Moroccan goatskin leather bags that are naturally waterproof, or seaside-vacation-proof. 3) Attractive pleasure-inducing devices that induce a lot of pleasure. They’re good at their job.
Guy from the Rapture walks into an opening party at a new Bushwick neo-dive bar. He does a set while you drink gratis drinks. That was either A) an extremely millennial joke setup, or B) something actually happening.
In honor of some Irish holiday, the cream-based mad scientists of OddFellows are launching a flight of three different Irish whiskey ice creams through April—12-year malt, spiked Irish coffee ice cream and handmade marshmallows are involved. Guess hands can make marshmallows.
You’ll wake up late on Saturday. You’ll meet friends for a 2:30 brunch of pulled-pork-topped breakfast tots and gochujang Bloody Marys, and then you’ll watch Spring Breakers without leaving the building. To recap: tots, spicy alcohol, Franco.
Reasons this will make an exceptional date night:
—You’re right on the river.
—Five Goodfellas-inspired courses happen: spaghetti with red sauce and razor-thin garlic,
pan-seared ribeye... you remember the scene.
—You’ll make clever remarks as a Goodfellas screening occurs.
Do not take offense if someone finds you “funny.”
Normally, this is where we point you toward a good sale or two. But this week, we’re giving you a whole damn Spring Style Guide. In it: what to wear to wiffle ball, all the best blazers and women standing in the rain. We’re counting that as style.
