Things to do for February 03, 2016

The Weekender

Duck Nachos, Real Big Football and a Bar to Do Your Taxes

The weekend’s a -10.

Wednesday
Thursday
To Freemans You Go
THE SAMPLE SALE

To Freemans You Go

Sometimes life calls for jealousy-inducing suits and chambray camp shirts and vintage-style cardigans. And sometimes you head to Freemans Sporting Club, because they’ve got such items at 70% off. And sometimes you think to yourself, “That was a good move, self.”

Saturday
Chocolate Banana Bread and Jesus’ Meatballs
THE BRUNCH

Chocolate Banana Bread and Jesus’ Meatballs

Here’s how this goes: gather a group that likes booze-fueled brunching. Head to the Bennett, order a new-classic Bloody with poblanos and fresh tomatoes (healthy), feast on Jesus’ Meatballs (spicy tomato sauce, fried egg, polenta) and Mad Redhead’s Bonnet (a biscuit/chocolate banana bread/housemade jam Frankenstein). Leave happier than you arrived.

Sat, 11am-4pm; Sun, 11am-8pm; The Bennett, 134 W Broadway (between Duane and Thomas)

Paint a Mural. Drink. Dance. Receive Swag.
THE MURAL-ING

Paint a Mural. Drink. Dance. Receive Swag.

Soon, Broad City will be back on the air. Before that, Comedy Central will host this daytime event wherein you help paint a mural for the guy who does graphics for it, and then drink and dance and partake in other after-party activities around the corner at Kinfolk. Hip, thy name is this thing.

Sat-Sun, 11am-5pm, Kinfolk 90, 90 Wythe Ave (at N 11th), Brooklyn

Sunday
You Drink. This Guy Does Your Taxes.
THE NO-BRAINER

You Drink. This Guy Does Your Taxes.

In an effort to make tax season less soul-crushing, Yours Sincerely’s got a CPA on hand most evenings this month to do your taxes while you lie back and enjoy a cocktail or two. They’ve succeeded in their goal of making tax season less soul-crushing.

Sun, 6-10pm; Mon-Tue, 8-10pm; $135/hour, Yours Sincerely, 41 Wilson Ave (between Melrose and George), Brooklyn

The Super Bowl on a Really, Really Big Screen
THE FOOTBALL

The Super Bowl on a Really, Really Big Screen

You’ve got a lot of options for Sunday’s game. Not all of them will have family-style buttermilk fried chicken, duck confit nachos and Broncos- and Panthers-themed cocktails. This one will, though... which makes it just a tad better than other options.

Feb 7, 6:30pm, Syndicated, 40 Bogart St (at Moore), Brooklyn, 718-386-3399

Beyond
V-Day Jazz in a 19th-Century Mansion
THE SOIREE

V-Day Jazz in a 19th-Century Mansion

Norwood will be hosting a soiree on Valentine’s weekend. Norwood is a private club in an 1840s manse. What to expect: dance lessons, jazz, cocktails, a kissing booth. Hey, if you’re going to do Valentine’s Day, do it 19th-century-manse-style.

Feb 13, 9pm, $95, Norwood, 241 W 14th St (between 7th and 8th), 212-255-9300, tickets here

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