If you came here today looking for anything other than dozens of types of beer and a lot of unsubtle things to eat with it, you couldn’t be in a worse place.

But if that is what you’re here for...

Welcome to Bierocracy, a large Central European–style beer hall with the huge picnic tables and everything, now open in Long Island City, where they have the space for such things.

Let this slideshow fulfill all your most inappropriate beer-hall-related fantasies.