Just kidding. Moonshine snow cones and frozen ginger beer win.
Making you all excited to go outside again is this impressive roster of Frozen Alcohol, a pictorial gathering of cold, high-proof beverages that just seem to make good sense in 90-degree weather. And here are those pictures of which we speak.
It’s a time to reflect. A time to pause and think about what would make you less hot and more... whatever you become when you drink bourbon and frozen ginger beer together.
“A better person”: perfectly acceptable answer.