Hotel Jackson is:
a) A Jackson 5–themed bed-and-breakfast.
b) An Outkast-backed inn dedicated to the eponymous “Ms.”
c) A ruggedly handsome 58-room wood-and-stone lodge conveniently located in Jackson Hole, soft-opening this very Monday and taking reservations beginning June 8.
Oh, good, it’s the least weird one. Check it out.
One day, you’ll ski here. But until then, you can partake in warmer-weather activities like fly-fishing, horseback riding and hot-air ballooning. And you can spend evenings engaged in fireside drinking at the hotel bar before absconding to the restaurant for what they’re calling “Mediterranean-inspired Wyoming fare.” So that’s how summer looks.
Then, come winter, you’ll do winter things. Like sitting in front of your in-room fireplace while getting fitted for skis and boots. And then being shuttled to the slopes so you can employ said skis and boots. And then, after a long day of lifts, runs and mid-mountain hot cocoa, heading back to your hotel for some quality time in that rooftop hot tub.
Which is probably not a time machine.